Expert 2 (aka "The One Who Always Has a Solution")
Expertise: Overthinking, Underdelivering
We're having an optional meeting, which means you're not required to attend. But if you do, we'll pretend to listen to your ideas. Sort of.
If you have a solution to the problem we're trying to solve, feel free to share it. Otherwise, just sit quietly and pretend to take notes.
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